just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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