I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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