I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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