is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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