I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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