I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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