I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish I only lived at night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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