So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
