You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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