I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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