Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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