i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
