one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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