Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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