that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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