you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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