Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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