im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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