NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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