a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
