i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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