Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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