I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think pants incapable of making pants work
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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