i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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