what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How's work?
Spinning.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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