Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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