2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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