Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
