This girl is more easily done than said...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
send nudes
from the living room?
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