this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She's the barista slut.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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