yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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