it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
