You're completely useless in the revolution.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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