I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's blow job season.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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