I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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