Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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