haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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