No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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