I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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