So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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