Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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