Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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