It's Friday. Sex?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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