i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
