Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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