Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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