S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
birth control should be required to get into college
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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