I bet he comes in French.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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