already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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