Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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