Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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