you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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