The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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