the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
