she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize