Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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